Afghanistan

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2009.02.05 15:34 Afghanistan

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2009.05.19 22:43 imexius Afghan

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2020.10.28 00:18 guanaco55 Putin Weighs In On Trump Ending The War In Afghanistan

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2020.10.27 23:46 sirogfx Petition to get Jordan Peterson to commit war crimes in Afghanistan

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2020.10.27 23:39 The_White_Duke Magic Tricks, Arc Titles and a Prediction

All the idioms for the arcs, and the two titles the work has held, refer in some way to disappearing, vanishing, exiting, etc. โ€˜Paleโ€™ itself is perhaps the most tenuously connected, but is both fun witchy moon flavour and still refers to fading or diminishing. Thereโ€™s a magical flavour here, in that making something or someone disappear is probably the second-most classic magic trick. It also obviously refers to the storyโ€™s inciting incidence - the fatal-analogue โ€œdisappearingโ€ of the Carmine Beast.
Looking deeper - what else is disappearing, or being lost? The sanctuary of Kennet, perhaps. The trioโ€™s connection to their humanity and their mortal lives (though theyโ€™re working hard to hold on to each otherโ€™s). In Missโ€™ deep thoughts, perhaps a world in which Others can exist at all apart from as the tools and playthings of Practitioners.
Prediction: I think nobody is planning to replace the Carmine Beast. I think the plan was not to assume their power, but just to remove them altogether. Another pillar of the Other-Human balance taken out at the knees. If this isnโ€™t merely the loss of a Carmine, albeit a very old one, but the Carmine, one of the last defenders of free Otherdom, that makes the mournful loss from the start of the story even more poignant.
In terms of making this happen - itโ€™s been mentioned that John will probably end up taking on the Role, and especially without the Furs he will have a difficult time defending that seat. But if his attacker (perhaps armed with the furs themselves) did not intend to take the seat but merely to bind him, then the Carmine Beast could perhaps be permanently done away with. And by the time the Afghanistan war is over, if he has no established acts in the role, no new pattern established, then perhaps the significance of the station (or he himself) will simply have fizzled out, trampled over by the spread of human civilization.
Who has a motive for this? Matthew and Edith are both Practitioner-adjacent, and could side with that side of history. Perhaps, when they consulted the Alabaster and Sable for questions of children and endings, the Carmine was also met and gave them news they didnโ€™t like or thought they could work around. What is stopping the Doom from overcoming Edith than a circumvention of a natural, tragic justice? Charles has reasons to hold a grudge (and is just kind of shifty, yโ€™know?). Toadswallow has a fascinating interaction with the Practitioner-Other dynamic: he knows the way the wind is blowing, and is maybe hoping to get a leg-up in the new world order in the process of being a class traitor.
How does the story end, then? With the Kenneteers pulling off the first-most classic magic trick, pulling a rabbit out of their hat, and making something appear. Just vanishing your assistant isnโ€™t enough to finish the trick - you have to bring them back again. Just like a hat thrown into the wind and returning to an outstretched hand, the Carmine Beast was sadly lost but will be triumphantly returned. The Kenneteers will, either by reinstating someone in the role or somehow restoring the Carmine Beast herself, recreate and reaffirm the balance between Other and Practitioner, and hold on to their humanity along the way.
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2020.10.27 23:34 unremovable TIL that many critics and audience members felt that the horrific wounds inflicted by the M2 .50-cal. heavy machine gun in Rambo (2008) were so gory that it was unrealistic. However, Afghanistan veterans who had used the M2 noted that the wounds were quite accurate, and if anything were toned down

TIL that many critics and audience members felt that the horrific wounds inflicted by the M2 .50-cal. heavy machine gun in Rambo (2008) were so gory that it was unrealistic. However, Afghanistan veterans who had used the M2 noted that the wounds were quite accurate, and if anything were toned down submitted by unremovable to unremovable [link] [comments]


2020.10.27 22:24 hainspoint Bicycles for Afghanistan - ะ’ะพะทะดัƒั… (Vozdukh / Air) russian emo

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2020.10.27 22:14 JayeFiveBlue Iโ€™m disappointed guys.

I lost my best friend in Afghanistan. He was taken out remotely by an IED. Go ahead and clown this post, clown me, whatever. But please stop disrespecting this country. If you like guns, a vote for Biden is a vote against guns. Is the presidency about guns? Nope, but every socialist government started with gun control. https://joebiden.com/gunsafety/#
Mussolini, hitler, Stalin etc...some might say, Biden could never be like that. See the link one more time, who knows.
Folks, if you havenโ€™t voted donโ€™t vote for Biden. Please, the country has never seen this much success since Trump. Iโ€™m leaving this subreddit because of all the hate. I feel sick. Iโ€™m sure most of you will be happy to see me go because you just want to see someoneโ€™s first 1911, not politics. But the reality is, Biden wants all the guns. Harris too. So if you like it here, why vote to eradicate it?
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2020.10.27 21:45 SloppyEyeScream Not So Proportion Revenge

Greetings Military Stories. Thought I would attempt to contribute a laugh. Below is a story about our phenomenal medic during my first deployment to Afghanistan. Be safe and have a good day fellow humans!
Location: Afghanistan
The Redeployment process can be a real pain in the ass. Literally, there is a considerable amount of sitting on your ass. It seems like your Suunto watch transitions to RuPaul, and time just drags on. I could bore you to death and write about it, but I prefer to avoid boring you this early in a story. I simply ask that you trust me. It is nothing more than painfully waiting for a "Freedom Flight" so you can live out the visions of grandeur that dance around in your head.
Ruth Burke stated, "Only boring people get bored." Visions of the "Freedom Flight" were forefront in my cranium, but I found ways to occupy my time. There were three benchmarks in my daily rhythm: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Between those times I would typically play Spades or Euchre with friends. I have a knack for fuck-fuck games, but I lack a regulator. I quickly screech from zero-to-catastrophic in seconds. However, other people occupied a portion of time playing the glorious fuck-fuck games.
There were only twenty of us in the SnipeReconnaissance Platoon. We were all brothers-in-arms. We had all attended a small assessment and selection course to secure our positions in the Platoon. Doc NJ, our Medic, also attended an assessment and selection course to secure is spot in our Platoon. Approximately 15 medics attended, and DOC NJ was far superior to the other medics. He was not organic to our Platoon, but he was our medic. NJ was immune to any outside medic duties and this made some of the other medics a bit jealous.
"Why do you call him Doc NJ Sloppy?" Be patient, and I will explain. The Army is comprised humanoids with vastly different backgrounds. The typical perception for most people is a that we are a collection of misfits from ALL over the United States. True! We do have folks from all over the United States. There are people that speak with extremely different accents such as Banjo or Cajun, and I have no clue what the fuck they are talking about at times. You are eventually capable of understanding their unique English dialect though. Then other problems arise.
What is Mountain Dew? I grew up in the Midwest and I call it Pop. I have learned that a considerable amount of people call it Soda, or Soda-Pop. I have zero issues using any of the three aforementioned terms. I am confused by one.
Wes: Want something to drink?
OP: Sure. What do you have?
Wes: Beer and Coke.
OP: I am still recovering from last night. I'll take a Coke.
Wes: What kind?
OP: (Puzzled) Coke!?!
Wes: Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew?
OP Brain: Is he fucking with me?
OP: Coke!
Wes: Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew?
OP: You said "Coke"! I will take a fucking Coke!
Wes: I DON'T HAVE "COKE". I have Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew.
OP: Then why in the fuck did you say Coke?
Wes: It's all called Coke!!!
Do you understand how different we are now Dear Reader? Well, it's actually more complex than that. We have a considerable amount of people who Enlisted in the military with the goal of becoming Americans. Doc NJ falls in the foreigner category. We called him "NJ" because trying to pronounce the thirteen letters that follow "NJ" was rather complicated. Especially for the folks that think Mountain Dew is Coke. Doc NJ was a Hutu from Congo, and Doc NJ assessed for our specialty Platoon for a very specific reason; "So I can learn to save good people and kill bad people!"
The First Congo War resulted in the massacre of the majority of his family. Doc NJ was war-hardened before his boot touched ground in Afghanistan. He was familiar with the atrocities of genocide and war. He witnessed the savage and brutal murders of countless Hutu family members. He Enlisted to become a Combat Medic so he could garner invaluable knowledge and "save people" and our Platoon blessed him with invaluable knowledge about tactically hunting most dangerous prey, humans.
"Sloppy! I am aware of your rants, but we went from talking about fuck-fuck games to genocide. Is this going to make me cry?" I don't think so. I suppose I should get to the meat of the story so you can find out.
Fuck-Fuck Games
I was playing Euchre with some fellow Midwesterner folks. I seen Doc Marty walk into the tent, but nobody was really paying attention until "it" happened. We all turned to see that Doc Marty was "balls-deep" in fuck-fuck.
Doc Marty: (Laughing) ROMAN HELMET!
He than ran from the tent. It was as if Lorena Bobbitt had attacked us all with a jigsaw; we were utterly puzzled. I knew what a "Mushroom Stamp" was, but the Roman Helmet was new a much higher degree of fuckery. These were things you joked about. I would never expect anyone to actually go through with such an act. Dear Reader, I can hearing screaming. "What the fuck is a Roman Helmet Sloppy?" Remember, you asked for this explanation.
Roman Helmet: While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dude-meat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion.
"Gary passed out, so we all took turns "fitting" him with a Roman Helmet."
Doc NJ was "Gary" and Doc Marty was "we all" in this situation. Doc Marty had just laid his exploration-rod on Doc NJ's nose, loudly exclaimed "Roman Helmet," and ran.
Doc Marty, was a bit chubby, like the type of person that calls McDonald's to tell the manager he was missing three fries type of chubby. He "ran" out the tent like a drunken elephant with Tourette Syndrome. It was a loud mess of quickly moving body parts that barely managed to outpace the speed of smell. Doc Marty was undetected during the Roman Helmet fitting, but departed like a less-stealthy Helen Keller.
Picture a thick African Accent!
Doc NJ: What happen? Why was Marty in de tent?
OP: Ah! Fuck! He gave you a Roman Helmet while you were sleeping brother. We didn't notice until he was mission complete.
Doc NJ: (Looking Around) Where is de helmet. I don't see it!
OP Brain: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! How am I going to rationally explain this to him?
OP: (Directly I Suppose) He put his dick on your head!
Doc NJ: (Bewilderment) You said he gave me de helmet. Now you say he put dick on my head? What is it?
Doc NJ is a very literal person. He does not play fuck-fuck games. I was fearful about how he was going to receive the information. The Platoon spent a considerable amount of time explaining American idioms, metaphors, and jokes to Doc NJ. Oddly enough, Roman Helmet, was never on the list of "Things to Teach Doc NJ."
OP: Well. The "Roman Helmet" is when one one person rests their ball-sack on your head, and then rests their dick on your nose. Like the metal protrusion that points down on a Roman Helmet.
Doc NJ: (Not-Funny Puzzled) Why? Why would he do such a thing?
OP: It's like a prank or a joke?
Doc NJ (Not Funny Then. Now Funny) Dis is NOT a joke. You don't go around putting dicks on heads!
OP: No. No, you don't.
Doc NJ: What do I do now?
Frankly, I was happy he didn't grab his rifle and go prank Marty with the flash photography device. Doc NJ was seriously inquiring about how to rectify the situation. He had just crossed the fuck-fuck willingness line, but didn't know how to proceed.
OP: You get him back!
This is where shit really started to get oddly comical. My fantastical brain had already calculated a million different acts of retaliation, but Doc NJ was still struggling to find number one. I could have offered solutions, but I felt it was important for Doc NJ to explore this new side of him.
Doc NJ: Should pour fuel on him?
OP: (Quickly) NO! That is not a good idea.
Doc NJ: Maybe I hit him with an Entrenching Tool (E-Tool/Shovel).
OP: Better, but I think you may be "on the carpet" for that.
Doc NJ: On de carpet? What fucking carpet?
OP: The Commander. You'll be talking to the Commander if you hit him with a shovel.
Doc NJ: Okay. Okay. What to do then?
OP: You could Mushroom Stamp him while he sleeps?
Doc NJ: Okay! (Light Bulb Moment) I can punch him in his face!
OP: Ah?!? No. I mean you could do that. Fuck, I'd think about doing that, but I think it needs to be better than simple assault.
Doc NJ: I got it!
He then up and leaves. No explanation. He just vanishes, and we do our best to keep up with our medic. Doc NJ walks right to the medic tent, and peeks in. Doc Marty was resting on his bed, and therefore this was not the optimal opportunity to enact revenge.
Doc NJ: We wait. We wait until he sleeps. Then justice.
We all returned to the tent. Doc NJ vigorously sanitizes his face, and the rest of us continued our game of Euchre. We continued game-after-game of cards and eventually forgot about the shenanigans. Then our Congolese Prince abruptly reminds us that it was...
Doc NJ: It is time my friends.
OP Brain: Make sure murder is not on the list.
OP: You're not going to physical harm him are you?
Dear Reader, just another reminder. Think thick accent. Like Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America."
Doc NJ: (Staring Into My Soul) No friend. (Smile) That would be foolish. No, I will not be standing on the carpet. It is now the time. The perfect time, and I don't have anytime to wait. The revenge is coming.
Well, that was a cryptic explanation, but now was the "time." We had just arrived at the medic tent. I don't know how the cot supported his girth, but Doc Marty was sound asleep. Doc NJ was beloved by most the medics. They were jealous he was selected, but they genuinely loved the guy. They didn't say a word when he entered the tent. I think everyone was more interested with how this thing was going to play out. It was Doc NJ's maiden voyage into the Fuck-Fuck Olympics.
Doc NJ made a beeline for Doc Marty's sleeping cot, but then things got strange. He was frantically searching around Doc Marty's cot for something. We are all puzzled, and didn't know what that something" was until Doc NJ peered across the tent and gave us the "thumbs up." He proudly raised Doc Marty's Advanced Combat Helmet (ACH).
OP Brain: I don't know what this man is doing, but you (Sloppy) should never fuck with him.
Ben: (Whisper) What the fuck is he doing?
OP: I-DON'T-KNOW!?!
Doc NJ: Then proceeds to the foot of Doc Marty's bed, and then started struggling with his Rigor Belt.
OP Brain: Oh. My. God. I think I just figured out what...
This smell traveled fast. Remember Jack and the Beanstalk? Specifically the Giant called Blunderbore? Don't worry if you don't, simply picture the horrid smell produced by a sixty-foot tall giant after he farted in a twenty person tent. I could feel the poo-wind ripple across the sides of the tent. It wasn't simply a fart though. The fart was the precursor to a glorious shit. Doc NJ just shit in Doc Marty's combat helmet.
Dear Reader, do you recall the last time you deployed bum-slugs and didn't pee? I don't either. Doc NJ's shit was nestled inside Doc Marty's helmet, and then Doc NJ released a Nile river stream of piss he had be clearly saving up for this moment. I now fully understood the "it's time." Doc NJ was on the poo-clock. I mentally put all my money on the Mushroom Stamp, but Doc NJ shit and pissed in Doc Marty's helmet.
I foolishly thought he was done too. I thought he was going to place the helmet back under the bed and stealthily retreat. Nope, not Doc NJ. He needed to make sure that helmet still fit. Doc NJ now went to the head of the cot, and then abruptly dump the helmet on Doc Marty's head. The piss obviously poured out first. The poo-nuggets had enough surface tension to remain firmly secured to the helmet, but they were about to collide with Doc Marty's hair. It was disgustingly glorious.
Everyone else was puzzled. It was like the moment you realized that mom and dad are actually Santa Claus. Then you question if you will get presents because you "know." It was "what next" bewilderment. How was Doc Marty going to react to a Shit Helmet?
Doc Marty: FUCKING GROSS. WHAT THE FUCK?
Doc NJ: (Smile) We. Are. Now. Even Friend. (Transition to Murder-Face). And if you, do any'ting back...I will KILL YOU.
Doc Marty: THE SILENCE WAS DEAFENING!
Doc NJ then pimp-walked out of the tent. He didn't say a word. He walked right by us and headed straight for our tent. We all followed, but not a single word was spoken. We were still trying to process the chaos we had just witnessed. I was certainly baffled.
Hours Pass By
Doc NJ was reading the Ranger Handbook to garner more murder knowledge, but then peaks up and...
DOC NJ: Sloppy. How was that my friend. Was it just?
OP: Yes. I do have one suggestion though.
Doc NJ: Yes friend.
OP: You. Ah...totally haven't wiped your ass since then. That's the only suggestion I have.
Doc NJ: I shall shower. I don't think anyone will be fucking with any more. They have learned.
OP: Yes. I don't think anyone will be fucking with you.
That's that. There was no retaliation, and nobody got in trouble. Doc Marty showered too. I think he did. I thought this was going to be a quick read, but we are all aware that "short" and "quick" are not in my vocabulary. With the exception of clothes hampers of course. Lastly, not really, I remembered a joke my father told me shortly after the Lorena Bobbit situation.
Unrelated Humor
Did you know there was an elderly couple driving behind John and Lorena Bobbit? Well, there was. They where driving along and enjoying the scenery when something incredible happened.
John and Lorena got into a heated argument about John not taking out the trash. Proportional retaliation was not an option, so she decided to detach his love-log and tossed it out the window. Most people are unaware that it sailed through the air and hit windshield of the elderly couples car though.
Martha: What was that Jim?
Jim: I think it was a bug!
Martha: My! Well that bug had a huge dick!
Hope you got a little giggle and smile. I apologize if you didn't, but there is nothing I can do about it now because the story is over.
Cheers.
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2020.10.27 21:41 SloppyEyeScream Not So Proportional Revenge

My sincerest apologies Fuckery! I realize I have been negligent, and failed to post a story this week.
Location: Afghanistan
The Redeployment process can be a real pain in the ass. Literally, there is a considerable amount of sitting on your ass. It seems like your Suunto watch transitions to RuPaul, and time just drags on. I could bore you to death and write about it, but I prefer to avoid boring you this early in a story. I simply ask that you trust me. It is nothing more than painfully waiting for a "Freedom Flight" so you can live out the visions of grandeur that dance around in your head.
Ruth Burke stated, "Only boring people get bored." Visions of the "Freedom Flight" were forefront in my cranium, but I found ways to occupy my time. There were three benchmarks in my daily rhythm: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Between those times I would typically play Spades or Euchre with friends. I have a knack for fuck-fuck games, but I lack a regulator. I quickly screech from zero-to-catastrophic in seconds. However, other people occupied a portion of time playing the glorious fuck-fuck games.
There were only twenty of us in the SnipeReconnaissance Platoon. We were all brothers-in-arms. We had all attended a small assessment and selection course to secure our positions in the Platoon. Doc NJ, our Medic, also attended an assessment and selection course to secure is spot in our Platoon. Approximately 15 medics attended, and DOC NJ was far superior to the other medics. He was not organic to our Platoon, but he was our medic. NJ was immune to any outside medic duties and this made some of the other medics a bit jealous.
"Why do you call him Doc NJ Sloppy?" Be patient, and I will explain. The Army is comprised humanoids with vastly different backgrounds. The typical perception for most people is a that we are a collection of misfits from ALL over the United States. True! We do have folks from all over the United States. There are people that speak with extremely different accents such as Banjo or Cajun, and I have no clue what the fuck they are talking about at times. You are eventually capable of understanding their unique English dialect though. Then other problems arise.
What is Mountain Dew? I grew up in the Midwest and I call it Pop. I have learned that a considerable amount of people call it Soda, or Soda-Pop. I have zero issues using any of the three aforementioned terms. I am confused by one.
Wes: Want something to drink?
OP: Sure. What do you have?
Wes: Beer and Coke.
OP: I am still recovering from last night. I'll take a Coke.
Wes: What kind?
OP: (Puzzled) Coke!?!
Wes: Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew?
OP Brain: Is he fucking with me?
OP: Coke!
Wes: Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew?
OP: You said "Coke"! I will take a fucking Coke!
Wes: I DON'T HAVE "COKE". I have Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew.
OP: Then why in the fuck did you say Coke?
Wes: It's all called Coke!!!
Do you understand how different we are now Dear Reader? Well, it's actually more complex than that. We have a considerable amount of people who Enlisted in the military with the goal of becoming Americans. Doc NJ falls in the foreigner category. We called him "NJ" because trying to pronounce the thirteen letters that follow "NJ" was rather complicated. Especially for the folks that think Mountain Dew is Coke. Doc NJ was a Hutu from Congo, and Doc NJ assessed for our specialty Platoon for a very specific reason; "So I can learn to save good people and kill bad people!"
The First Congo War resulted in the massacre of the majority of his family. Doc NJ was war-hardened before his boot touched ground in Afghanistan. He was familiar with the atrocities of genocide and war. He witnessed the savage and brutal murders of countless Hutu family members. He Enlisted to become a Combat Medic so he could garner invaluable knowledge and "save people" and our Platoon blessed him with invaluable knowledge about tactically hunting most dangerous prey, humans.
"Sloppy! I am aware of your rants, but we went from talking about fuck-fuck games to genocide. Is this going to make me cry?" I don't think so. I suppose I should get to the meat of the story so you can find out.
Fuck-Fuck Games
I was playing Euchre with some fellow Midwesterner folks. I seen Doc Marty walk into the tent, but nobody was really paying attention until "it" happened. We all turned to see that Doc Marty was "balls-deep" in fuck-fuck.
Doc Marty: (Laughing) ROMAN HELMET!
He than ran from the tent. It was as if Lorena Bobbitt had attacked us all with a jigsaw; we were utterly puzzled. I knew what a "Mushroom Stamp" was, but the Roman Helmet was new a much higher degree of fuckery. These were things you joked about. I would never expect anyone to actually go through with such an act. Dear Reader, I can hearing screaming. "What the fuck is a Roman Helmet Sloppy?" Remember, you asked for this explanation.
Roman Helmet: While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dude-meat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion.
"Gary passed out, so we all took turns "fitting" him with a Roman Helmet."
Doc NJ was "Gary" and Doc Marty was "we all" in this situation. Doc Marty had just laid his exploration-rod on Doc NJ's nose, loudly exclaimed "Roman Helmet," and ran.
Doc Marty, was a bit chubby, like the type of person that calls McDonald's to tell the manager he was missing three fries type of chubby. He "ran" out the tent like a drunken elephant with Tourette Syndrome. It was a loud mess of quickly moving body parts that barely managed to outpace the speed of smell. Doc Marty was undetected during the Roman Helmet fitting, but departed like a less-stealthy Helen Keller.
Picture a thick African Accent!
Doc NJ: What happen? Why was Marty in de tent?
OP: Ah! Fuck! He gave you a Roman Helmet while you were sleeping brother. We didn't notice until he was mission complete.
Doc NJ: (Looking Around) Where is de helmet. I don't see it!
OP Brain: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! How am I going to rationally explain this to him?
OP: (Directly I Suppose) He put his dick on your head!
Doc NJ: (Bewilderment) You said he gave me de helmet. Now you say he put dick on my head? What is it?
Doc NJ is a very literal person. He does not play fuck-fuck games. I was fearful about how he was going to receive the information. The Platoon spent a considerable amount of time explaining American idioms, metaphors, and jokes to Doc NJ. Oddly enough, Roman Helmet, was never on the list of "Things to Teach Doc NJ."
OP: Well. The "Roman Helmet" is when one one person rests their ball-sack on your head, and then rests their dick on your nose. Like the metal protrusion that points down on a Roman Helmet.
Doc NJ: (Not-Funny Puzzled) Why? Why would he do such a thing?
OP: It's like a prank or a joke?
Doc NJ (Not Funny Then. Now Funny) Dis is NOT a joke. You don't go around putting dicks on heads!
OP: No. No, you don't.
Doc NJ: What do I do now?
Frankly, I was happy he didn't grab his rifle and go prank Marty with the flash photography device. Doc NJ was seriously inquiring about how to rectify the situation. He had just crossed the fuck-fuck willingness line, but didn't know how to proceed.
OP: You get him back!
This is where shit really started to get oddly comical. My fantastical brain had already calculated a million different acts of retaliation, but Doc NJ was still struggling to find number one. I could have offered solutions, but I felt it was important for Doc NJ to explore this new side of him.
Doc NJ: Should pour fuel on him?
OP: (Quickly) NO! That is not a good idea.
Doc NJ: Maybe I hit him with an Entrenching Tool (E-Tool/Shovel).
OP: Better, but I think you may be "on the carpet" for that.
Doc NJ: On de carpet? What fucking carpet?
OP: The Commander. You'll be talking to the Commander if you hit him with a shovel.
Doc NJ: Okay. Okay. What to do then?
OP: You could Mushroom Stamp him while he sleeps?
Doc NJ: Okay! (Light Bulb Moment) I can punch him in his face!
OP: Ah?!? No. I mean you could do that. Fuck, I'd think about doing that, but I think it needs to be better than simple assault.
Doc NJ: I got it!
He then up and leaves. No explanation. He just vanishes, and we do our best to keep up with our medic. Doc NJ walks right to the medic tent, and peeks in. Doc Marty was resting on his bed, and therefore this was not the optimal opportunity to enact revenge.
Doc NJ: We wait. We wait until he sleeps. Then justice.
We all returned to the tent. Doc NJ vigorously sanitizes his face, and the rest of us continued our game of Euchre. We continued game-after-game of cards and eventually forgot about the shenanigans. Then our Congolese Prince abruptly reminds us that it was...
Doc NJ: It is time my friends.
OP Brain: Make sure murder is not on the list.
OP: You're not going to physical harm him are you?
Dear Reader, just another reminder. Think thick accent. Like Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America."
Doc NJ: (Staring Into My Soul) No friend. (Smile) That would be foolish. No, I will not be standing on the carpet. It is now the time. The perfect time, and I don't have anytime to wait. The revenge is coming.
Well, that was a cryptic explanation, but now was the "time." We had just arrived at the medic tent. I don't know how the cot supported his girth, but Doc Marty was sound asleep. Doc NJ was beloved by most the medics. They were jealous he was selected, but they genuinely loved the guy. They didn't say a word when he entered the tent. I think everyone was more interested with how this thing was going to play out. It was Doc NJ's maiden voyage into the Fuck-Fuck Olympics.
Doc NJ made a beeline for Doc Marty's sleeping cot, but then things got strange. He was frantically searching around Doc Marty's cot for something. We are all puzzled, and didn't know what that something" was until Doc NJ peered across the tent and gave us the "thumbs up." He proudly raised Doc Marty's Advanced Combat Helmet (ACH).
OP Brain: I don't know what this man is doing, but you (Sloppy) should never fuck with him.
Ben: (Whisper) What the fuck is he doing?
OP: I-DON'T-KNOW!?!
Doc NJ: Then proceeds to the foot of Doc Marty's bed, and then started struggling with his Rigor Belt.
OP Brain: Oh. My. God. I think I just figured out what...
This smell traveled fast. Remember Jack and the Beanstalk? Specifically the Giant called Blunderbore? Don't worry if you don't, simply picture the horrid smell produced by a sixty-foot tall giant after he farted in a twenty person tent. I could feel the poo-wind ripple across the sides of the tent. It wasn't simply a fart though. The fart was the precursor to a glorious shit. Doc NJ just shit in Doc Marty's combat helmet.
Dear Reader, do you recall the last time you deployed bum-slugs and didn't pee? I don't either. Doc NJ's shit was nestled inside Doc Marty's helmet, and then Doc NJ released a Nile river stream of piss he had be clearly saving up for this moment. I now fully understood the "it's time." Doc NJ was on the poo-clock. I mentally put all my money on the Mushroom Stamp, but Doc NJ shit and pissed in Doc Marty's helmet.
I foolishly thought he was done too. I thought he was going to place the helmet back under the bed and stealthily retreat. Nope, not Doc NJ. He needed to make sure that helmet still fit. Doc NJ now went to the head of the cot, and then abruptly dump the helmet on Doc Marty's head. The piss obviously poured out first. The poo-nuggets had enough surface tension to remain firmly secured to the helmet, but they were about to collide with Doc Marty's hair. It was disgustingly glorious.
Everyone else was puzzled. It was like the moment you realized that mom and dad are actually Santa Claus. Then you question if you will get presents because you "know." It was "what next" bewilderment. How was Doc Marty going to react to a Shit Helmet?
Doc Marty: FUCKING GROSS. WHAT THE FUCK?
Doc NJ: (Smile) We. Are. Now. Even Friend. (Transition to Murder-Face). And if you, do any'ting back...I will KILL YOU.
Doc Marty: THE SILENCE WAS DEAFENING!
Doc NJ then pimp-walked out of the tent. He didn't say a word. He walked right by us and headed straight for our tent. We all followed, but not a single word was spoken. We were still trying to process the chaos we had just witnessed. I was certainly baffled.
Hours Pass By
Doc NJ was reading the Ranger Handbook to garner more murder knowledge, but then peaks up and...
DOC NJ: Sloppy. How was that my friend. Was it just?
OP: Yes. I do have one suggestion though.
Doc NJ: Yes friend.
OP: You. Ah...totally haven't wiped your ass since then. That's the only suggestion I have.
Doc NJ: I shall shower. I don't think anyone will be fucking with any more. They have learned.
OP: Yes. I don't think anyone will be fucking with you.
That's that. There was no retaliation, and nobody got in trouble. Doc Marty showered too. I think he did. I thought this was going to be a quick read, but we are all aware that "short" and "quick" are not in my vocabulary. With the exception of clothes hampers of course. Lastly, not really, I remembered a joke my father told me shortly after the Lorena Bobbit situation.
Unrelated Humor
Did you know there was an elderly couple driving behind John and Lorena Bobbit? Well, there was. They where driving along and enjoying the scenery when something incredible happened.
John and Lorena got into a heated argument about John not taking out the trash. Proportional retaliation was not an option, so she decided to detach his love-log and tossed it out the window. Most people are unaware that it sailed through the air and hit windshield of the elderly couples car though.
Martha: What was that Jim?
Jim: I think it was a bug!
Martha: My! Well that bug had a huge dick!
Hope you got a little giggle and smile. I apologize if you didn't, but there is nothing I can do about it now because the story is over.
Cheers.
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2020.10.27 21:41 Faction_Chief /r/news - https://www.stripes.com/news/middle-east/sewage-spills-contaminated-water-and-iranian-building-materials-found-at-us-funded-prison-site-in-afghanistan-1.650064

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https://www.stripes.com/news/middle-east/sewage-spills-contaminated-water-and-iranian-building-materials-found-at-us-funded-prison-site-in-afghanistan-1.650064
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2020.10.27 21:18 dirtyharrison Nearly 6,000 civilian casualties in Afghanistan so far this year

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2020.10.27 21:09 ExtHD Impunity and Carefree Violence: Australia's Special Forces in Afghanistan

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2020.10.27 21:00 autotldr Sewage spills, contaminated water and Iranian building materials found at US-funded prison site in Afghanistan

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Sewage spills, contaminated water and Iranian building materials found at US-funded prison site in Afghanistan.
KABUL, Afghanistan - Inspectors found contaminated drinking water, overflowing sewage and materials purchased from Iran at a recently completed $11.3 million wastewater treatment plant funded by the U.S. at Afghanistan's largest prison, a Pentagon watchdog agency said Tuesday.
Staff are at risk due to safety and maintenance deficiencies found at the wastewater treatment facility for Pul-e Charki prison on the eastern outskirts of Kabul, a report by the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction said.
Tap water from the prison after testing showed an "Unacceptable level of e-coli bacteria," the report said.
The spilled sewage, close to the prison's water supply, could be the cause of the contaminated tap water, the report said.
Previous coverage Inspectors found sewage spilling from a septic tank, located behind the fence and well house at Pul-e Charki prison in Kabul, Afghanistan, according to a report released Oct. 27, 2020 by the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction.
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2020.10.27 20:56 anarchytravel Nearly 6,000 civilian casualties in Afghanistan so far this year

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2020.10.27 20:51 anovaordemmundial Mitra in City Park Special Report

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2020.10.27 20:27 thetresident TIL that many critics and audience members felt that the horrific wounds inflicted by the M2 .50-cal. heavy machine gun in Rambo (2008) were so gory that it was unrealistic. However, Afghanistan veterans who had used the M2 noted that the wounds were quite accurate, and if anything were toned down

TIL that many critics and audience members felt that the horrific wounds inflicted by the M2 .50-cal. heavy machine gun in Rambo (2008) were so gory that it was unrealistic. However, Afghanistan veterans who had used the M2 noted that the wounds were quite accurate, and if anything were toned down submitted by thetresident to todayilearned [link] [comments]


2020.10.27 20:18 Snapper1013 IED Attack on a U.S Humvee Kunar,Afghanistan (2008)

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2020.10.27 20:17 AudibleNod Sewage spills, contaminated water and Iranian building materials found at US-funded prison site in Afghanistan

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2020.10.27 20:01 slykrysis [USA-NY] [H] SNES, GC, Wii, Wii U, GBA, DS, 3DS, Genesis, Saturn, Dreamcast, Game Gear, X360, PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Vita games [W] Paypal

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- Thanks for looking! Enjoy!
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PRICES UPDATED 10/9

Assume everything is CIB with very few exceptions, or unless otherwise noted in the tables...

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PS1

CONSOLE

Hardware Accessories Price
PSOne (SCPH-101) White A/V & power included $30
3x third party memory cards N/A $2 ea

GAMES

Title Price
102 Dalmations: Puppies To The Rescue (loose) $11
40 Winks (loose) $10
Army Men:Air Attack (loose) $4
Asteroids (loose) $3
ATV Quad Power Racing (loose) $2
Brunswick Circuit Pro Bowling (loose w/ manual) $5
Casper (CIB) $8
Chessmaster 3D (longbox, CIB) $13
Chicken Run (loose) $8
Cool Boarders 2 (CIB) $6
Crash Bash (GH, CIB) $17
Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX (loose) $6
Digimon World (case only) $10
Dune 2000 (PS1) $25
ESPN: Extreme Games (loose) $8
Final Fantasy IX (no disc 4) $15
FoxKids.com Micro Maniacs Racing (CIB) $10
Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko (loose) $9
Gran Turismo 2 (loose) $5
Grind Session (CIB) $10
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (CIB) $10
HBO Boxing (loose) $4
Jeremy McGrath Supercross 98 (CIB) $4
Jet Moto 2 (loose) $4
Madden NFL 2000 (CIB) $5
Madden NFL 2001 (CIB) $5
Micro Maniacs Racing (CIB) $10
NBA In The Zone (loose) $2
NBA In The Zone (loose) $2
NBA Showtime: NBA on NBC (loose) $7
Need For Speed: High Stakes (CIB) $9
Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit (CIB) $10
NFL Gameday 2005 (CIB) $11
NFL Xtreme (loose) $3
Nuclear Strike (GH, CIB) $7
Power Spike Pro Beach Volleyball (loose) $4
Pro Pinball (loose) $4
Pro Pinball: Fantastic Journey (CIB) $6
Q-Bert (CIB) $9
Quake II (loose) $10
Rainbow Six: Lone Wolf (CIB) $6
Revolution X (longbox, CIB) $18
Road Rash 3D (loose) $6
Rollcage (loose) $7
Shadow Man (loose) $7
Shooter: Space Shot (CIB) $14
Sim Theme Park (loose) $5
Slam N Jam 96 (longbox, CIB) $10
Star Wars: Jedi Power Battles (case only) $2
Street Racer (CIB) $12
Test Drive 6 (loose) $4
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (loose) $10
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 (GH, CIB) $15
Triple Play 97 (longbox, CIB) $17
Wheel of Fortune: 2nd Ed. (loose w/ manual) $6
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PS2

Title Price
Arctic Thunder (loose) $4
Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance (case/manual only) $6
Ben 10: Protector Of Earth (loose) $5
Buzz: The Hollywood Quiz (loose) $3
Buzz: The Mega Quiz (loose) $3
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts (case only) $2
Chessmaster (loose) $3
Cocoto Fishing Master (loose) $4
Disaster Report (PS2) $60
DT Racer (loose) $2
Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires (loose) $7
Eyetoy Antigrav (loose) $2
Freestyle: Metal X (loose) $5
Grand Theft Auto Trilogy (PS2) $24
Guitar Hero II (loose) $3
Hummer Badlands (loose) $2
Madden NFL '07: Hall Of Fame Edition (loose) $3
Madden NFL 10 (loose) $6
Max Payne (PS2) $6
Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction (PS2) $8
Midnight Club II (PS2) $8
MX World Tour (loose) $2
NHL Hitz 2002 (loose) $8
Pirates: Legend Of The Black Buccaneer (loose) $2
Project Eden (loose) $5
Scarface: The World is Yours Collectors Edition (PS2) $48
Secret Weapons Over Normandy (loose) $5
Shaun White Snowboarding (loose) $2
Siren (loose) $15
Socom II: US Navy Seals (loose) $2
Socom: US Navy Seals (loose) $2
Spongebob Squarepants in Globs of Doom (PS2) $9
Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force (PS2) $13
Suzuki Superbikes 2 Riding Challenge (loose) $3
Suzuki Tt Superbikes (loose) $2
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PS2) $6
The Matrix: Path of Neo (PS2) $18
The Sims 2 Pets (PS2) $10
Tom Clancy'S Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter (loose) $2
Tony Hawk's Project 8 (PS2) $6
Tourist Trophy The Real Riding Simulator (loose) $3
World Championship Poker 2 (loose) $2
WWF Smackdown (loose) $6
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PS3

GAMES

Title Price
Afrika (PS3) $85
Assassin's Creed (PS3) $5
Blur (PS3) $19
Brink (PS3) $5
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Hardened Edition (PS3) $12
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Day Zero Edition (PS3) $8
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3: Hardened Edition (PS3) $25
Call of Duty: World at War (PS3) $8
Dead Island (loose) $4
Deadly Premonition: Directors Cut (PS3) $56
Devil May Cry 4 (PS3) $9
Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires (PS3) $8
Fallout 3 (PS3) $7
Full Auto 2: Battlelines (PS3) $8
Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3) $8
Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City (PS3) $8
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS3) $18
Heavy Fire: Afghanistan (PS3) $6
Killer is Dead (PS3) $23
L.A. Noire (PS3) $5
Little League World Series 2010 Baseball (loose) $6
Marvel Ultimate Alliance (PS3) $19
Mass Effect 2 (PS3) $6
Mass Effect 3 (PS3) $4
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (PS3) $8
Need for Speed: Rivals (PS3) $9
Persona 4: Arena (loose) $11
Prototype 2 (PS3) $9
R.U.S.E (PS3) $6
Sleeping Dogs (PS3) $7
Star Wars The Force Unleashed: Ultimate Sith Edition (PS3) $44
The Testament of Sherlock Holmes (PS3) $24
The Walking Dead (PS3) $12
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception: Game of the Year Edition (PS3) $6
Under Night In Birth:Exe (PS3) $17
Yakuza 3 (PS3) $21
Yakuza 4 (PS3) $14
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PS4

Title Price
Agatha Christie: The ABC Murders (PS4) $20
A-Train Express (PS4) $80
Batman: The Enemy Within (PS4) $18
Black Mirror (PS4) $23
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons (PS4) $6
Chaos Child (PS4) $30
Kotodama: The 7 Mysteries of Fujisawa (PS4) $20
Metal Max Xeno (PS4) $12
Our World Is Ended:Day One Edition (PS4) $25
Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter (PS4) $22
Song of Memories (PS4) $20
Star Wars Battlefront II (PS4) $5
Steins Gate Elite (PS4) $38
The 25th Ward: Silver Case (PS4) $20
The Town of Light (PS4) $18
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (PS4) $19
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PSP

Title Price
Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai (loose) $16
The Sims 2 (PSP) $14
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VITA

Title Price
Bad Apple Wars: Day One Edition (Vita) $30
Code Realize: Wintertide Miracles: Limited Edition (Vita) $35
Corpse Party: Blood Drive (Vita) $26
Dengeki Bunko: Fighting Climax (Vita) $25
Mary Skelter: Nightmares (Vita) $80
Ragnarok Odyssey (loose) $11
Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus (Vita) $50
Stranger of Sword City (Vita) $16
Trillion God of Destruction (Vita) $24
Utawaremuono: Mask of Truth (Vita) $26
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X360

Title Price
Battlefield 4 (Xbox 360) $5
Call of Duty Ghosts (Xbox 360) $6
Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 (Xbox 360) $13
Grand Theft Auto IV: Complete Edition (Xbox 360) $19
Grand Theft Auto V (loose) $7
Madden NFL '07: Hall of Fame Edition (loose) $3
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GAME GEAR

Title Price
Clutch Hitter (loose) $4
Cool Spot (loose) $14
Joe Montana Football (loose) $6
NFL Quarterback Club '96 (loose) $5
Poker Face Paul's: Solitaire (loose) $6
RBI Baseball '94 (loose) $6
Taz-Mania (loose) $6
World Class Leaderboard Golf (loose) $4
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GENESIS

Title Price
Columns (custom UGC) $7
Madden '95 (CIB) $9
NHL '96 (CIB) $12
NHL Hockey (CIB) $12
Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy's Invention (custom UGC) $9
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SATURN

Title Price
NFL '97 (loose) $3
NHL '97 (loose) $4
NHL All-Star Hockey '98 (loose) $8
Pebble Beach Golf Links (loose) $6
PGA Tour '97 (loose) $7
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DREAMCAST

Title Price
Test Drive 6 (case only) $2
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GBA

Title Price
Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy (GBA) $17
Dogz Fashion (CIB) $5
Lion King 1 1/2 (CIB) $13
SimCity 2000 (GBA) $22
Spongebob Atlantis Squarepants (box/manual only) $5
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DS

Title Price
Amazing Adventures: The Forgotten Ruin (loose) $4
Bakugan Battle Brawlers (CIB) $5
Freddi Fish: ABC's Under the Sea (CIB) $25
Greg Hasting's Tournament Paintball Maxed (CIB) $5
Guinness World Records: The Video Game (loose) $3
Jonas (CIB) $2
LEGO Battles Ninjago (sealed/new) $13
Napoleon Dynamite: The Game (loose) $4
Naruto Ninja Destiny (loose) $5
Neopets Puzzle Adventure (case/game only) $4
New Super Mario Bros. (case/game only) $12
Personal Trainer: Cooking (CIB) $3
Phineus and Ferb (CIB) $5
Puzzle de Harvest Moon (loose) $5
Science Papa (loose) $5
Silverlicious Sweet Adventure (CIB) $4
Sims 2: Castaway (case/manual only) $3
Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals (CIB) $11
Star Trek: Tactical Assault (DS) $10
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3DS

Title Price
Jake Hunter: Detective Story: Ghost of the Dusk (3DS) $18
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate (loose) $8
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SNES

Title Price
Allstar Dreamslam (JAP, loose) $6
International Tennis Tour (CIB) $16
Madden NFL '94 (CIB) $12
NBA Live '95 (CIB) $13
NBA Showdown (CIB) $12
NFL Quarterback Club (CIB) $12
NFL Quarterback Club '96 (CIB) $12
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GAMECUBE

Title Price
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (case/manual only) $3
Shrek 2 (loose) $7
Tarzan Untamed (CIB) $7
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2003 (CIB) $4
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WII

Title Price
Guilty Gear XX: Accent Core (Wii) $13
Just Dance 2 (CIB) $6
Monster Trux Offroad (loose) $2
Offshore Tycoon (CIB) $6
SimCity Creator (Wii) $4
Tiger Woods PGA Tour '08 (CIB) $4
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WII U

Title Price
Mario Kart 8 (Wii U) $18
Super Mario Maker (Wii U) $14
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2020.10.27 19:43 merdock1977 Afghanistan's Emerald Mines (Hidden Gem Documentary) (2014)

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2020.10.27 19:38 hindikibaat Afghanistan battles Pak 'hurdles' to export onions to India

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2020.10.27 19:37 jason14331 What do people here know about the giant of Afghanistan?

I saw this video about this military team the other day. And it sounded like some crazy stuff!
I've always been fascinated with giants. The idea of huge people that once roamed the earth actually being more then fantasy makes this planet even more interesting.
Please check out the video if you haven't seen it already.https://youtu.be/__gJXLpUz2I
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